- someone at school: what are you listening to?
- me: no one you know or like
~While in Parasitology Class~
Professor: So now we’ll talk about Blow Flies. They are the flies that are sort of metallic looking.
Me: -taking notes-
Professor: They are like a shiny blue and a shiny green.
Me: -writing- a SHINee blue and a SHINee green… oh.. god dang it!
How am I supposed to study for finals with the concert being so near!? Curse you real life priorities!
- dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
- me: Dad they barely ever leave their room
